Quiz night

'What TV character should I be?... I know!'

*Pops bin bag over head with a noose made from paper*

'Saddam Hussein from Al Jazeera TV!'



Deathly Silence.

I fucking know Subway, you overdid it with the peppers. Whoa, are you trying to kill me?'

Bugger off! Fucking bats, they won't leave me in peace.

Alright, Peppertime!!! Spliff up!

You know what I don't like?

Capitalism.


You know what else I don't like?

... Everything.

In the beginning...

I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL

- this seems a good place to start. Once you start reading you will never escape...




...ever, and if you have read this far, its too late for you.